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A man and a woman are sitting across from each other at a Japanese restaurant. 

The server places a plate of salmon teriyaki in front of the woman and a plate of sushi in front of the man.

"Mmm," The woman remarks, "That looks good."

"You want some?" The man replies.

She nods eagerly. 

He plucks a piece of sushi between two chopsticks and pops it in his mouth. "Too bad." 

"Huh." She gasps, then shrugs. "I guess someone won't be having sex tonight."

The man holds another piece of sushi between two chopsticks. "This is better than sex."

"Really?" She crosses her arms. "Better than sex with me?" She glares at him. 

He drops the sushi onto his plate. "Yeah, I'm done messing with you. I don't want to lose my bedroom privileges over a plate of sushi." He pushes the plate toward her. 

She picks up the chopsticks and plucks a piece of sushi. She pops it in her mouth and licks her lips.

"So how is it?" He asks.

"Better than sex." She replies.

He grins at her. "Better than sex with me?"

The woman quickly pops another piece of sushi into her mouth. She holds the empty chopsticks between her fingers like a long cigarette. "Yup."

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